Thursday, July 13, 2017

Naked Gymnast (Don't Worry -- not NSFW)

In one dream, I had waken up in my bedroom to discover that a set of parallel bars (as in men's gymnastics) had been set up right in my bedroom. A blonde fairy in a sky blue leotard sat on the top of my dresser.

"Put your hands together for Kyle," she announced, gesturing dramatically at the bars. A stark naked man swung his way on the bars. Gymnastics do not make for "good naked" (remember that Seinfeld episode?) even if the man was in perfect shape. Unfortunately, this particular man was middle-aged and sporting a paunch which made it worse, and it freaked me out that I actually woke from the dream. To this day, I'm still trying to unsee that dream. :-)

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